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I was searching for “syntax error unexpected $end” and I come to know that THE $END IS NEAR!

Here goes…

YOUR CODE MAY COME TO AN UNEXPECTED $END!!!

You may think yourself quite the PHP programmer, but, at some point in the future, your code will come to an unexpected end!

However, we’ve prepared this guide to assist you in preparing for this possibility. Pick the religion that most closely resembles your belief system and follow the instructions to make sure that your code is prepared for an “unexpected $end”:

Atheism —- if you print your code, cut apart each word and toss them in the air many times, it will take some time (perhaps lots of it), but one of the combinations of code will work! Besides, programs dump core and are replaced all the time with better ones, anyway.

Buddhism —- if you are right-brained and your data is flowing through the “Novell Eight-bit Path”, you will reach enlightenment, and your code will work! Beware of other operating systems!

Christianity —- The only way to get your code to work is to have a personal relationship with Bill! However, it appears that Bill is actually three people in One: Bill “the Gates”, Bill “the Joy”, and Linus “the holy Torvalds”. It sounds confusing at first, but it’s true. If your code works, then you will never have to code again after your unexpected $end!

Hinduism —- read the manual. read the howtos. read the docs. read the articles at phpbuilder. Search Google, Yahoo, and AltaVista. By all means, read everything you see or can get your hands on! If you are sincere in your efforts, your code will work. Not only that, but after your $end you will receive a different computer and have a chance to start coding again from scratch.

Islam —-if your code works, it will work; if it does not, it will not.

Source: PHP Builder

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