Comments on: Problems due to Masturbation http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html Pakistan Politics, Current Affairs, Business and Lifestyle Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:55:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 by: Shakir Lakhani http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-200311 Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:58:07 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-200311 Mullah Yusha, when your family does send a proposal to the family of the woman they've selected to be your unfortunate wife, make sure they are not told about these posts that you've written (especially the ones on black magic, thirteen-year old pregnant girls, and of course masturbation), otherwise they'll conclude (and rightly so) that you require extensive psychotherapy! Mullah Yusha, when your family does send a proposal to the family of the woman they’ve selected to be your unfortunate wife, make sure they are not told about these posts that you’ve written (especially the ones on black magic, thirteen-year old pregnant girls, and of course masturbation), otherwise they’ll conclude (and rightly so) that you require extensive psychotherapy!

]]> by: Shakir Lakhani http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-200310 Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:54:41 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-200310 Hey Mullah Yusha, if your age is one third of mine, that means you're around 21 or 22, so you don't know much about sex. Oh, I forgot, you're still a virgin, and will remain so until some poor woman is forced to marry you! Hey Mullah Yusha, if your age is one third of mine, that means you’re around 21 or 22, so you don’t know much about sex. Oh, I forgot, you’re still a virgin, and will remain so until some poor woman is forced to marry you!

]]> by: Sheyryar Sayyad Ul-Jaffary http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-200131 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 11:05:03 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-200131 ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the tension is rising my negros ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

the tension is rising my negros

]]> by: Mohammad Yusha http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-200117 Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:33:02 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-200117 I already feel sorry for the woman who married you!...and stop adressing me as Mr. I'm a third of your age. I already feel sorry for the woman who married you!…and stop adressing me as Mr. I’m a third of your age.

]]> by: Shakir Lakhani http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199959 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:19:36 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199959 Mr. Yusha, I do feel sorry for the woman who will marry you. Please read a few good books on psychology and find out why you're not normal. Mr. Yusha, I do feel sorry for the woman who will marry you. Please read a few good books on psychology and find out why you’re not normal.

]]> by: Sheyryar Sayyad Ul-Jaffary http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199869 Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:33:30 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199869 The Pakhtuns u see every day?? Are u indian or Pakistani?? And have u tested the IQs of the Pukhtoons u see everyday or u are just assuming??? Dont forget that the Pakhtuns who dominate the Armed Forces (and a few squadrons in Air Force) are the ones keeping you and your country safe) but whatever, no sweat....i am a nationalist...i look at things on a national level, not provincial or ethnic level. to be honest with u, i have no bloody idea what the hell is a Memon....if you are a Pakistani --then that is good enough for me, and i got your back! if you are enemy of my holy motherland, i will hunt you down to the best of my ability.... thats all =) The Pakhtuns u see every day?? Are u indian or Pakistani??

And have u tested the IQs of the Pukhtoons u see everyday or u are just assuming???

Dont forget that the Pakhtuns who dominate the Armed Forces (and a few squadrons in Air Force) are the ones keeping you and your country safe)

but whatever, no sweat….i am a nationalist…i look at things on a national level, not provincial or ethnic level.

to be honest with u, i have no bloody idea what the hell is a Memon….if you are a Pakistani –then that is good enough for me, and i got your back!

if you are enemy of my holy motherland, i will hunt you down to the best of my ability….

thats all =)

]]> by: Shakir Lakhani http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199738 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:54:06 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199738 Shehryar, I sorry for having offended you, but the fact is, the Pakhtoons we see every day do not have high IQ's. So we've become accustomed to equating them with stupid people (in India, it's the Sikhs who are made fun of). Again, no offence meant, but I'll certainly try not to make fun of Pathans in future. My manager is an Urdu speaking Pathan (his ancestors were from Swat) and he also looks darkly at me whenever I refer disparagingly to his tribe. By the way, the people I make fun of most often are from my own ethnic group: the Memons (and for this I'm very unpopular in my community)! Shehryar, I sorry for having offended you, but the fact is, the Pakhtoons we see every day do not have high IQ’s. So we’ve become accustomed to equating them with stupid people (in India, it’s the Sikhs who are made fun of). Again, no offence meant, but I’ll certainly try not to make fun of Pathans in future. My manager is an Urdu speaking Pathan (his ancestors were from Swat) and he also looks darkly at me whenever I refer disparagingly to his tribe. By the way, the people I make fun of most often are from my own ethnic group: the Memons (and for this I’m very unpopular in my community)!

]]> by: Sheyryar Sayyad Ul-Jaffary http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199717 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:20:36 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199717 ahh yess very good u have travelled...should you for whatever the hell reason come to Turkey u know u have a place to stay... like i said i have no problem with masturbation --but it depends on person to person basis and their view on the matter (it is personal) but LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL at people who have died masturbating....Can i be honest with you for a second? if you are going to try to self-gratify yourself by ''sticking Pencils in bladder'' and getting your ''penis stuck in a beer bottle'' then maybe you did deserve to die!! LOLLLL Whoever says Darwinism does not apply to day to day things. What ever happened to just locking yourself in the bathroom for 10-20 min. (however long it takes) and using the left hand???? İts a lost art i tell ya!!!!! ahh yess very good u have travelled…should you for whatever the hell reason come to Turkey u know u have a place to stay…

like i said i have no problem with masturbation –but it depends on person to person basis and their view on the matter (it is personal)

but LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL at people who have died masturbating….Can i be honest with you for a second?

if you are going to try to self-gratify yourself by ‘’sticking Pencils in bladder'’ and getting your ‘’penis stuck in a beer bottle'’ then maybe you did deserve to die!! LOLLLL

Whoever says Darwinism does not apply to day to day things. What ever happened to just locking yourself in the bathroom for 10-20 min. (however long it takes) and using the left hand????

İts a lost art i tell ya!!!!!

]]> by: Mohammad Yusha http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199703 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:30:22 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199703 Shakir, The only time a person feels the need for sex when they view porn or have lustful thoughts. I have a very busy and constructive schedule which does not allow me those thoughts. Sheryar, It is really funny that you tell me to travel because I have done more travelling than most people can ever dream of. I do not say this to brag, only to let you know. It is also funny that you said it is retarted to think that peoples lives have been destroyed due to masturbation because the truth is that masturbation has destroyed peoples lives. A woman was found dead in her appartment in the U.S. Pencils were found in her bladder. It was concluded that she died from masturbation. Another guys dead body was found with his penis stuck in a beer bottle. It was concluded that he was masturbating with it and when his penis got stuck he commited suicide out of shame. These are the cases I know of and i'm sure there are countless cases out there where masturbation has causes deaths and you are telling me that it is retatrded to think that masturbation destroys lives. Shakir,

The only time a person feels the need for sex when they view porn or have lustful thoughts. I have a very busy and constructive schedule which does not allow me those thoughts.

Sheryar,

It is really funny that you tell me to travel because I have done more travelling than most people can ever dream of. I do not say this to brag, only to let you know.

It is also funny that you said it is retarted to think that peoples lives have been destroyed due to masturbation because the truth is that masturbation has destroyed peoples lives. A woman was found dead in her appartment in the U.S. Pencils were found in her bladder. It was concluded that she died from masturbation. Another guys dead body was found with his penis stuck in a beer bottle. It was concluded that he was masturbating with it and when his penis got stuck he commited suicide out of shame. These are the cases I know of and i’m sure there are countless cases out there where masturbation has causes deaths and you are telling me that it is retatrded to think that masturbation destroys lives.

]]> by: Sheyryar Sayyad Ul-Jaffary http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199691 Wed, 24 Sep 2008 09:49:47 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/problems-due-to-masturbation.html#comment-199691 and i have a note to Shakir Lakhani: a.) your comment on him being a ''chowkidar-turned mullah'' made me laugh so hard that i have permanent lung damage....so true b.) I take offense to your comment saying ''it would be better for you to stop writing in English and use Pushto as your medium of expression.'' i speak Pukhto as i hail from Kurram Agency (FATA). I dont appreciate Pukhto being analagous to ''stone age'' and ''backwardness''.....we are most moderate and patriotic Pakistanis. (why do you think we voted ANP, and are fighting the taliban) please change your views...... Mohammad Yasha --- you need read more books. And you need to travel the world a little bit and get more perspective on things. Hurry up and get married so you can get laid!!! Otherwise, go smoke a fat joint. Do something. You are too tense. and i have a note to Shakir Lakhani:

a.) your comment on him being a ‘’chowkidar-turned mullah'’ made me laugh so hard that i have permanent lung damage….so true

b.) I take offense to your comment saying ‘’it would be better for you to stop writing in English and use Pushto as your medium of expression.'’

i speak Pukhto as i hail from Kurram Agency (FATA). I dont appreciate Pukhto being analagous to ‘’stone age'’ and ‘’backwardness'’…..we are most moderate and patriotic Pakistanis.

(why do you think we voted ANP, and are fighting the taliban)

please change your views……

Mohammad Yasha — you need read more books. And you need to travel the world a little bit and get more perspective on things. Hurry up and get married so you can get laid!!! Otherwise, go smoke a fat joint. Do something. You are too tense.

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