Chowrangi

Before my marriage, my wife was very unislamic. Even though she wore a burka she used to reveal her hands to strange men. That’s right. All five fingers, her knuckles and her palm too. Shameless woman. The first thing I did was buy a pair of gloves for her so she woudn’t make all the males around excited by revealing her hands.

I then watched an Islamic Channel that told me using condoms is a heinous crime and sin. So I made my wife pregnant right away.

After a few years….

I have taken my daughter out of school because she is committing the sin of attending with other boys. Just the way my brothers preach on Islamic Channels. I now plan to marry her off to a rich man with a huge business who has 3 other wives. But I am going to kill him if he dares to use a condom. If he doesn’t believe me that condoms are haram I will make him watch Islamic Channels. Only then will he understand. My daughter better become pregnant every year. I could not make my wife pregnant every year because I lost my willy while fighting an infidel. I only have two kids.

I am training my son to take a keen interest in watching Jihad videos. The ones with beheadings are my favorites. I am also planning to send him to my Taliban brothers when he grows up. Only they can train him to beat his wife properly.

Other posts by Mohammad Yusha

• What is the West doing preaching love and respect for Women - II - November 7th, 2008
• What is the West doing preaching love and respect for Women? - November 6th, 2008
• A letter to the West - November 6th, 2008
• Death and Destruction due to Fornication - November 5th, 2008
• Alcohol - A deadly poison - November 4th, 2008
• Jihad against Desires - November 4th, 2008
• Why do rich people commit suicide? - November 3rd, 2008
• Haram money and its destructive effects - November 2nd, 2008
• Deaths from eating and drinking competitions - November 1st, 2008
• Problems with Dieting - October 29th, 2008