JOKES…

February 28th, 2007 by Shah Tina ( 583 Views )

Yesterday I had been reading some jokes and thought I should share these with you all…

“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up”, said the teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” inquired the teacher. “Well actually I don’t”, said the student, “but I don’t like to see you standing up there all alone”.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in the court” said the desk sergeant. “No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep the floor”. “But I am a college graduate”, the young man replied shocked. “Oh I didn’t know that”, the manager replied sincerely, “Hand me the broom, I’ll show you how”.

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Sidhant
March 1st, 2007 01:41 GMT
i need jokes daily……………….

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