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Unable to dent Hezbollah’s defences through carpet bombing and civilan massacre in Lebanon, Israel is seeking spritual help to ward off Hezbollah’s rocket attacks. While traditional jewish Kabbalah would be at work, yogic flyers of Israel are active to build up a shield against Hezbollah.

According to a news report, Yogic flyers of Israel are gathering to form a shield against Hezbollah attacks.

A movement led by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the former guru to The Beatles, Yogic Flyers supposedly hold the ability to levitate through the advanced practice of transcendental meditation, or TM.

In Israel, according to a formula that says the square root of 1 per cent of a country’s population is the number needed to tap into a collective consciousness robust enough to create a “shield of invincibility”, 265 people are needed. However, only 20 flyers are available falling from a peak of 65 last week. This, according to them, is why Israel’s war with Hezbollah, which has already left hundreds dead, has not stopped.

Alex Kutai, the leader of the yogic flying movement in Israel who titles himself the Prime Minister of the Peace Government of Israel, was leading the squadron at the lakeside Nof Ginnosar Hotel from where all other guests have fled for fear of being hit by rockets.

He has called on the elected Israeli government to recruit the required number of yogic flyers instead of wasting millions of dollars on military equipment.

Across the border in Lebanon, another yogic flying group is believed to be at work but the group in the Galilee is not in contact with them.

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