India preparing to win next football World Cup

Indians are wondering why their country has not been able to send a team to the World Cup tournament in South Africa.

My sources in India tell me that India is making massive efforts to raise a world class football team for the next World Cup. India confidently expects to be the next World champions.

I think (from the evidence available), India may be able to win, as my Indian friends on this blog will agree.

21 Responses to India preparing to win next football World Cup

  1. saad August 16, 2011 at 1:18 am #

    why the hell u people r always fighting…just be cool and think of ur next generations that how they will learn to lead …ham dono countries hamesha aik dosray se larte rehte hain aur phir ilzaam bhi aik dosray par laga kar jaltay rehtay hain aur itni dair mein western countries ham se agay nikal jatay hain,,so pls focus about ur future and do not put stress on past …just be cool and learn to forgive both the countgries…and i’m 16 and i can pass the comments better than all of u and i know all of u are elder than me so again i’m sayin learn to forgive and think of ur future!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. saad August 16, 2011 at 1:10 am #

    yarbkashif just leave…it doesn’t matter what happened till now in both countries…the thing for which we should be serious is our new generation..so plz help them to lead the world…and most of all i’m 16 and i think that i can pass comments better than both of u,, and i think both of u r elder than me….learn to forgive …

  3. Akshay March 23, 2011 at 10:43 pm #

    Why is there so much hatred between the people of our countries..
    why cant both of us learn to co-exist..Instead of criticizing each other,
    lets think about how we can eliminate this hatred so that our children
    can live in a world without conflict…
    I’m an indian and I wish all the pakistanis best of luck in all their
    endeavors.

  4. Hend July 21, 2010 at 8:09 am #

    Yusha

    Good to see you reformed. Looks like my therapy has enlightened you. Keep it up.

    Shakir

    LOL…I like your sense of paranoia from the evidence provided though both players seem to have missed the ball…howz health? try to enjoy life…dont be down just because you cannot get it up!

  5. Kashif H July 15, 2010 at 6:09 am #

    I am funny and you are a liar. Twisting and tainting everything we posses will just give you short time peace not long term friendship. And where have you moved on to. Just that US is pampering you for its own benefits you guys are forgetting yourself. A weak Pakistan is not in your benefit either. No opportunity lost to belittle Pakistan thats what our relationship is all about. It just soothes your conscience you know and we get that. If you have moved forward why even discuss…ha!

  6. ashwin July 13, 2010 at 10:06 pm #

    Kashif, you are a funny man. Let me respond to each of your statements.
    “well you said what you wanted to say about us. You guys dont make fun of us lol comeon man … what you just wrote is insulting enough.. you guys havent accepted us as a seperate nation since partition.”

    Trust me, we have moved on. Pakistan has regressed since the partition. You cannot hold a democracy for more than 5 years. It is Pakistan which is keep the hate alive by meddling in Kashmir. You lost East Pakistan.Very soon Baluchistan and Sindh will also separate because of the arrogance of Punjab politics. Do not even get me started on how you treat your Shia and Ahmedi brothers in your country.

    Our each success is makes you disappointed and jealous. You remember what happend next day in your assembly when PK tested nukes..

    You mean the nuke technology that were stolen by your “scientist” Abdus Salam and developed with China’s help? What is there to be proud about? In fact if these nukes fall in jihadi hands, then you will all be meeting Allah before scheduled. What other “success” you have to report?

    lol they were weeping.. wow some heart you have. Dont just blurt out whatever your media pumps is you. And for that matter your media is no les FILMI than bollywood. hilarious coverage of mumbai attackers from PK. yea go ahead and be distinguished in poverty and aides.

    Let’s not even go there. Pakistan runs on foreign aid. It is the only way your economy can survive. Do you know why Pak army will never eliminate Taliban? It is because if they do that then the US aid will stop. After that people will realize how bad things have become in the country.

  7. Kashif H July 11, 2010 at 10:35 am #

    @ ashwin
    well you said what you wanted to say about us. You guys dont make fun of us lol comeon man … what you just wrote is insulting enough.. you guys havent accepted us as a seperate nation since partition. Our each success is makes you disappointed and jealous. You remember what happend next day in your assembly when PK tested nukes.. lol they were weeping.. wow some heart you have. Dont just blurt out whatever your media pumps is you. And for that matter your media is no les FILMI than bollywood. hilarious coverage of mumbai attackers from PK. yea go ahead and be distinguished in poverty and aides.

  8. Bose July 9, 2010 at 7:16 am #

    @Tamil
    After 50, the rankings do not matter. Both India and Pakistan are placed shamefully low. Bangladesh also for that matter. The amount of money that goes into soccer is despicably low compared to how much is getting invested in cricket. I live in US and people are always asking me why I am not supporting India or where is India for that matter. I have to hide my face after that. It is time the govt took this game seriously and try to develop the talent. There are many strong players in Kerala and West Bengal but they do not have any encouragement.
    Pakistanis are also in the same soup I think.

  9. Ashwin July 9, 2010 at 4:20 am #

    Kashif
    it was not a good natured comment. It was quite sarcastic. I would like to see how Pakistanis would take it if we make a joke on you. Most probably it will not even get posted by the moderator. Where should we start? with your cricket team who seems to make all their shots in the dressing room or in the media? or should we take a crack at the crazy antics of Zardari?
    And what movies are you talking about? the pathetic Lollywood? All your “star actresses’ are dancing as item girls in Bollywood movies which are taking on a world stage. Incidentally, Nepal has a better tourism industry than Pakistan. I am not sure what you guys stand for or distinguish yourself anymore in … most corrupt nation maybe?

  10. Rahul July 8, 2010 at 3:49 pm #

    lol..these guys are so concerned about our place in the world cup..

  11. Kashif H July 5, 2010 at 6:32 am #

    Why you guys go all serious when theres something said about India as a joke in a good natured way? I know who is obsessed with hating. lol thats so ridiculous. Most Pakistanis dont even talk about Indians. And our movies are not filled with filthy propoganda against Indians in a comic way. Learn to laugh on yourselves. You cannot go on critisizing us and expect us never to retaliate. Remember we are not nepal or likes … if it comes to worse we know how to tackle on table and in the fields. yeah take it easy! and learn how its taken easy blokes.

  12. Mohammad Yusha July 5, 2010 at 6:01 am #

    In addition, someone will murder the coach, another will be involved in match fixing and the rest will try to bl0w the stadium up. L :) L

  13. Mohammad Yusha July 5, 2010 at 3:47 am #

    After Afridi’s ball biting incident, Pakistan cannot send a football team to the World Cup because someone will try to eat the football.

  14. Tamil Arasan July 4, 2010 at 6:50 pm #

    May I know the ranking of Pak and Indo football team Mr. Lakhani…don’t point fingers on others before cleaning your own stuff first…

    2010 Ranking: India -> 133, Pakistan ->165 even Bangla placed -> 157…

  15. crap July 3, 2010 at 2:58 am #

    i think pakis can say all that they want, just texting a few lines in some forgotten corner of internet does not make pakistan equitable to india, the fact that hating india is a national obsession in pak means that you guys are pathetic.

    And Shakir, where did you get this fact, what are you craping about ? economy of 1.5 trillion with 8 pc growth when western economis are contracting, vs pak which gets around 15 billion aid from US to buy arms. I dont know who is more pathetic your country or you and your racist, white wannabe dimwit countrymen.

  16. Shakir Lakhani July 1, 2010 at 11:53 am #

    @ abheek: India is also not far from being a failed state, with 75% (836 million) Indians living on just twenty rupees (less than half a dollar) a day. And if most Indians are like you (unable to laugh at their own foibles), India doesn’t have a bright future.

  17. Abheek June 30, 2010 at 11:21 pm #

    Btw Congratulations for being in the top 10 list of ….failed nations :) … great repeat performance … Hope now you guys will stop poking fun at us Hindus and Indians and focus your energy where they are most needed … (hint … no, not in sucide bombing)

  18. Abheek June 30, 2010 at 11:08 pm #

    Seems Asia Cup defeat still hurts, Mr. Lakhani — :)

    or is it your old habit of ridiculing anything that has to do with Hindus, Hinduism & India ??

    Or is it just another normal Pakistani habit of India-baiting ??

    You know what – I could pull out thousands of such Pakistan / Islam related photos and publish them out of context … and yes I agree with Sameer – what abt your Taliban/Muj/MQM/etc. etc.

    By publishing such article you are proving that this blog is heading southwards.. just like your country

  19. Hina safdar June 26, 2010 at 1:34 pm #

    Delhi dor ast

  20. sameer June 26, 2010 at 11:05 am #

    Atleast India has got a team of players and not a team of mujahideens

  21. dfsdf June 26, 2010 at 3:57 am #

    haa haa

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