If Men Got Pregnant
July 28th, 2008 by
Shakir Lakhani
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- Maternity leave would last two years… with full pay.
- There would be a cure for stretch marks.
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
- Morning sickness would rank as the world’s #1 health problem.
- All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
- Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
- Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
- They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
- Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
- Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
- Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
- They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
- Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
- Women would rule the world!!
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