Comments on: Google Won’t Find Chuck Norris For You http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html Pakistan Politics, Current Affairs, Business and Lifestyle Sun, 21 Mar 2010 14:56:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0 by: tasha http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html#comment-239201 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 20:03:31 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html#comment-239201 awesome post Kashif..;-p awesome post Kashif..;-p

]]> by: tasha http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html#comment-239200 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 20:01:23 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html#comment-239200 Did u just ask who Chuck Norris is? All I can say is you better hope he doesn't read this.... When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday. Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys. When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris. Did u just ask who Chuck Norris is? All I can say is you better hope he doesn’t read this….

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

There are two types of people in the world… people that suck, and Chuck Norris.

]]> by: ayesha http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html#comment-235177 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:09:20 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html#comment-235177 y doesn't it find it...whose chuck norris?? y doesn’t it find it…whose chuck norris??

]]> by: Mehmood Ahmed http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html#comment-230804 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 18:38:38 +0000 http://www.chowrangi.com/google-wont-find-chuck-norris-for-you.html#comment-230804 I must sue you for posting this ...... you almost caused me a heart attack. I must sue you for posting this …… you almost caused me a heart attack.

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