Chowrangi

eRepublik is increasingly popular browser-based text-game among political enthusiasts. eRepublik tries to replicate real world’s social and political environment in a virtual world, referred as “eWorld.”

On registration every player picks a country of citizenship. Once they have selected the country they want to serve, they start as new born baby in the game. Object of every new born citizen is to find a job to work and train in the country’s military by going to Training Grounds every day.

I just don’t know why so many people wanted to play this game again and again. Perhaps some people call it childish game or a clone of Barn buddy but I must say it is infatuation. I have seen people of different age groups playing this game with the similar interest as a child could have.

Who would have guessed—in an age of quickly advancing technology—that one of the most admired online games would be about good old fashioned farming? May be Social gamers do have some sort of special connection to civilization’s roots.

I believe all wives will agree with me on formulation of some special drugs for husbands to make their lives happier ever after. Although it is possible that some vice versa drugs are also in making but women have the edge to announce it first. So here are some futuristic drug suggestions for our scientists and researchers to work upon and make them reality.

1. Aniversia: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries.
2. Slimdavis: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim.
3. Sportoblind: Reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing word ‘sports’ on TV.
4. Workocet: By this, men will have insatiable desire to do household work.
5. Storophobex: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently in stores for longer time.

The beauty parlors have become inevitable for weddings these days as they are offering services for Grooms as well. On every corner of a street you may have seen such advertisements explaining the services offered by the parlor or salon. Sometimes they have the funniest lines to laugh your heart out, as this one which states:

‘Husna Beauty Parlor Satisfactory work in your area, Offer a (free) girl with every bride”.

Now that’s what has been called as ‘Har baat k do matlab nikalte hain’ (there are dual meanings to every sentence in the world). It’s up to you how you interpret what you read.

Not many people in Pakistan know that there is such a thing as white magic. This is because most Pakistanis (and Indians, for that matter) are always complaining that they’re victims of black magic (which only exists in their minds). It’s so easy to blame others for doing black magic on you when you are incompetent and just plain lazy. However, although people suffering from black magic can be cured (since what they’re suffering from is not black magic but depression), there is no known cure for white magic.

Last year, I wrote about deaths from eating and drinking competitions. I didn’t know that it was happening right in our backyard. There is a show run by a psychopath named Waqar called Living on the Edge. He insults participants, yells and screams at them, and rejects many without even giving them a chance to prove themselves, even after they have traveled from various places and spent the entire day waiting for their turn. This is not the disturbing part though.

Michael Jackson may be headed to the top of the charts again four months after his sudden death, in a film on his final days which has opened around the globe. The movie called “This Is It” will play for two weeks only but may be extended. Michael Jackson’s “This is it” took in $2.2 million domestically from its first late-night screenings. The film has been distilled from more than 100 hours of footage shot as Jackson rehearsed for what would have been a 50-concert comeback run in London starting last July. The movie is like a little backstage pass, a private peak into a creative process of a great genius.

Old Moosa Bhai had been worried lately. His income tax case had been pending before the lady I.T.O. and he needed it to be decided in his favor since the next date of filing returns was only a couple of weeks away. He had paid money under the table to everyone in her department, yet his case was still undecided. “You’ll have to speak to madam yourself,” said the lady officer’s assistant. Moosa Bhai knew what this meant. “Why don’t you take the bribe money from me and give it to her?” he asked the assistant. “No way,” was the reply. “She’s the niece of a VVIP, and if she’s offended, she’ll have me transferred to a place like Chichawatni where there’d be no chance of earning more than my measly salary, which isn’t enough to buy petrol for my car,” said the assistant.

News about the tampering of election results surfaced after George Bush won. Also, countless people who were certain to vote against Bush were disqualified by being labeled criminals or some other excuse. At the end, Bush won. Tampering or no tampering, disqualification or no disqualification, millions still voted for Bush. Anyway, here is something to lighten up. Enjoy.

Why Bush decided to invade Iraq

Bush provides proof

The only man with his heart in his stomach

Bush never stops thinking about new ways to harm America

Bush - An American Psycho

How can 59 million people be so dumb?

Bush finds out about this post!

A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why the US is in trouble!